1. 1000 foot (304.80 meter...or is that metre) wide foul lines from field of play to front level seats.
2. Bullpens are located in said foul grounds and consist of folding chairs and a phone.
3. Half the fans at the game (so roughly 20) have those obnoxious bull horns like the dudes on the swiss mountain tops...RIIIIICOOOLLLLAAAA!
4. The (fake) grass between bases...only thing worse is that ridiculous dirt strip in Arizona that goes from the pitchers mound to home plate.
5. The completely nondescript, uniform and enormous outfield, complete with loads of empty bleachers and restaurants.
6. The announcers! Eee-gads, worst in the majors.
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